human bill names
hi user
... a modest proposal to reform the american political system.
Nydwracu says, under the pseudonym 'Nortaneous':
Ban bill names. As things are now, discussions and opinions on bills are most likely significantly shaped by their names. Imagine the reaction of the average person to a pollster asking for their opinion on, for example, the Patriot Act. They probably won't know all that much about the bill itself, but if they haven't formed an opinion on the bill yet (even if they've never even heard of the bill!), they will most likely form one right then and there, to have an answer to put down for the poll.
Note sure if you have heard it yet but the jews are currently trying to pass laws that require all operating systems (linux, windows, mac..) to ask you for your age so you can use the system. This isn't microsoft being gay retards it's the government with a literal monopoly on power telling you that you're too retarded to use technology. At least with Windows 11 you had the freedom to switch to a just werks Linux Mint if you didn't want gay retard nonsense on your computer.
To require operating system providers to verify the age of any user of an operating system, and for other purposes
"Other purposes"... whatever that means.
(If you are a normalturd this is fine, more or less. You already facefag on tiktok.com and your only response to evil fascists is that we're 'terminally online' or something. You are complicit in your own subjugation!!)
Anyone with a cursory knowledge on goberment bad knows what kind of slippery slope this is. First they'll accept your answer as faith then the next second they'll ask you to poast photos of yourself to some closed source bureaucracy because muh safety or whatever.
The worst part about this bill besides the bill itself is that it is unironically called the 'Parents Decide' Act. Imagine all the boomers who are about to usher this bill in. 'Parents Decide.' It's like a cult.
Neway, my point was.. Niedwraku was right. Ban bill names. Also, ban boomers. He continues further:
What, you ask, should be used in the place of bill names? My preferred alternative is to use the names of the politicians responsible for (i.e. writing/introducing) a bill (...) The obvious advantage is that it holds politicians more accountable for the bills they write; it would be much more obvious that Leahy and Daschle were involved in the writing of the Patriot Act if it were called the Leahy-Daschle Act.
One Josh Gottheimer is the sponsor of the Parent Decide Act. Take responsibility! It should be the 'Gottheimer Act,' like how court cases are named, e.g. Roe v. Wade.
But the problem is, as Nydwracu points out, is that many politicians could be involved in a single or multiple bills. What if this nigger Gottheimer pulls another fast one on us? The Gottheimer Act 2? He then offers reducing bill names to their index numbers as the easiest-to-implement solution to the problem. But index numbers are easy to mix, match, and forget. HR 8250 is the evil palantir mass surveillance act. HR 8520 is some health service for injuns.
So, my proposed third solution is to arbitrarily name them with neutral-sounding enough names, such that people and politicians could form their opinions about bills when they have actually read them instead of being spoonfed how they should feel about something because it has a certain name or whatever. The Danny Act. the Tina Bill. The Igor Act. Woody, Beatrice, Quinn, Kassandra.. the problem here is that you eventually run out of names.
Any better ideas?