mario judah is a fat nigger
hi user 40
Normaltards often remark upon how fantastical soyjacque dot party culture is (muh incomprehensible slopjaks), but I think Der 'cord during 2020-2022 is the real fairytale. Do you remember these kinds of videos?
https://files.catbox.moe/uc0sqo.webm I MISS THE RAGE
https://files.catbox.moe/mghrct.mp4
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=tY2R2EPG9jo
https://files.catbox.moe/slrmn8.mov
https://files.catbox.moe/2xh0sb.mp4
https://files.catbox.moe/f2h8rs.mp4
https://odysee.com/@magmashice:9/We_Do_A_Little_Trolling
https://files.catbox.moe/o3eg25.mp4
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=RPa8eK7VL6U
(i'm actually unsure if f2h8rs.mp4 was made in that era, but come on it counts)
Some have undoubtedly aged better than others, but they are all equally important in my eyes...
Why don't they make them like this anymore? What ever happened to Mario Judah's 'I miss the rage?' The accelerationist tranny rampage edits we get now are AIDS and not even in an endearing way. I really hope I'm not nostalgic for that shit in five years, because if so then I'm in for a very dark future.
Of course, the natural response is "wouldn't you have felt the same way about the gay ass bait and switch videos back then?" This is yet another form of leftist temporal wizardry, wherein an active dialectic is assumed to already have a conclusion by way of ill-defined 'progressive' forces, so I won't take it seriously, but neither did I really loathe those memes as they were being made.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=OgBifvS8kD4
The bait-and-switch videos, a genre which I have quite a fondness for even if it is humor that hasn't aged as well, on the other hand, do have predictable conclusions. If you had anything better than the IQ of a senile earthworm, you didn't click on an Astolfo thumbnail because you knew some braincels had invented a way to upload corrupted videos to der 'cord that would crash the app when played. Or you knew that Jonas Savimbi would confront your gay ass.
When are we allowed to have these types of videos back? When does it stop becoming le reddit humor?
I can understand a bit what normaltards are pulling on when they say shit like that to defend troons. Some have undoubtedly aged better than others. You'll find an ancient ass relic like this and genuinely chuckle to yourself out of a warm embarrassment.
72 genders? more like 72 reasons your dad left you
That's what we thought was funny and cool? It's not like I find the premise of the meme particularly disgusting or wrong or stupid in any way. It's just incredibly banal. Posting it nowadays would be a bit like being a normalfag and unironically using the word 'chud' to disparage a right-winger. Complete and utter ignorance to the modern world.
'The modern world' could honestly do a whole lot worse than I'm letting on, dough. Maybe TCC adjacent edits have always been nigger aids but 2026 also has brimstone creepypastas and Dr. Cumskin.
Still, I think there's a certain quality in covid era (and before) videos that's absent in more recent ones.
It's been an idea of mine for quite a while now to make a 'shared folder' page on my site, or something of that nature, where I'll share all the geggy old videos on my hard drive. People make 'moodboards,' this would be similar to that. But Neoclitties doesn't allow poorons like me to upload videos unless you do some ghetto hood magic like trick the site into thinking you're uploading a regular image.
>suicide.webm is not an allowed file type for free sites, supporter required
Translation: please abuse the file upload system.
Now, I could just hotlink from catbox like some sort of pleb, but other pomf clones have treated me really badly in the past and I keep losing stuff to them shutting down. No site lasts forever of course, but I'd prefer the certainty of all my files being on one platform.
I'm not down with either hotlinking or exploiting Neoclitties, and I forgot where I even read about the latter anyway. It's probably patched, too. Real smartasses just couldn't gatekeep their epic l337 hax to some forum. But there's this other Neoclitty rival site which does allow you to upload videos. It's called Necroweb, or some gay sounding shit like that. I have a site on Necrerweb that's very empty, so I guess I should put it to use for once.
The problem is, Niggerweb is also a place I've heard terrible stories out of, though I can't really confirm their authenticity because it was some sperg telling them. And I'm not talking about all the damn troons (doe tghat is pretty bad). On NEKOWEB, it is very HARAM (حرام) to leech off their platform and use it as a filehost, which is a more than understandable policy. But apparently, they care about this rule to such a degree that they've pwned innocent sites on grounds of breaking that rule. I guess the automod must be 'aping anyone who uploads more than 50 images to their site at a time. Or, the way the sperg implied, they just used that as an excuse because he did something they didn't like.
I'm not exactly sure what constitutes for using Nekoweb as a filehost. Uploading images and doing nothing with them from within the site? I think any leech with a room temperature IQ can come up with the bright idea to simply have one page where they link all the images they're hosting on niggerweb, and then just use that as a defense.
But your hxnxr, I used them on my site! Here, look!
Would this hold up in a troon court of law?
That's essentially what I'd be doing with the shared folder. I imagine they consider how transformative your site is of the images and videos you upload to it to determine if you're a leech or not. My Necroweb site, even with this shared folder, is utterly desolate. It is more of a glorified linkrtree than anything else. Whatever, we'll do it anyway. If I get baned i'll complain about woke censorship and hopefully jumpstart a lucrative career as a right-wing grifter that throws around the name 'Israel' whenever something happens.
As a prelude, i'll offer the cattylog for the featured images on the index of my neoclitty site.
https://l337.neocities.org/img/
(i'm sorry, i should have made this on day one anyway.)
Pingbacques
August 11, 2026, Bearblog : terry
"Yesterday we proposed the shared folder. Now i have one part of it uploaded. Hopefully niggerweb doesn't sue my gringo ass [...]"